1. You can correctly pronounce Pio Nono, Tobesofkee, and Ocmulgee.
2. Nu-Way hotdogs actually taste good to you.
3. Houston County doesn't make you think of Texas.
4. You miss the Whoopie.
5. There is a church less than a mile from your house.
6. You blame everything on the Mayor.
7. You know the pink poodle isn't a nightclub.
8. You see nothing wrong with men wearing pink suits and flower pins in
March.
9. You think Mark Ballard has a secret.
10. You know the words to 13wmaz's theme song.
11. You take a vacation for the grand opening of Bass Pro shop.
12. You know there's is nothing sexual about a quickie, The Big Bang Boom,
or The Taste of Downtown.
13. You've referred to the big peach to give someone directions.
14. You know the Hay House doesn't board horses.
15. You've used a fake name to sneak in Lake Wildwood.
16. You know D.A.R.E means drugs are really expensive.
17. An inch of snow makes you panic and run to Kroger.
18. You been on a field trip to the Indian Mounds.
19. You have at least one scar from Olympia Skating Rink.
20. You had nothing better to do than to read this list. .
