There's a dog on that truck!

A lady was saying the other day that she saw a man driving down I20 from Pelahatchie, and a dog was hanging on to the tail gate for dear life. She said if he hadn't been going so fast in the other direction she would have tried to stop him.


A few hours later her son sees this truck at the Bass Pro shop! It's a taxidermist!

Top 10 most annoying phrases in the English language

According to a team at Oxford University (original article here).

1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It's a nightmare
8 - Shouldn't of
9 - 24/7
10 - It's not rocket science

I personally think this is a fairly unique application of university research talents, which at this moment in time is, with all due respect, producing nothing of value at the end of the day. Yes, it's a nightmare - absolutely! I wonder if they were working on this 24/7 - which, of course, they shouldn't of, especially since it's not rocket science!

Politically correct descriptions of Men And Women

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,


Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'


You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .




And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
  1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
  2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
  3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
  4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
  5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

  1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
  2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
  3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
  4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
  5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL BUTT' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
  6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
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