- The early bird may get the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- I intend to live forever..................... So far, so good.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Funny quotes from Stepehn Wright
From yet another email I received!
