One liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose

...........but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,

you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny;

they want the front of the bus,

the middle of the road,

and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better pastor,

it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.

So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete:

thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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I don't know why some people change churches;

what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

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A lot of church members who are singing

"Standing on the Promises"

are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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God doesn't call the qualified,

He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross,

not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions --

just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,

the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to.......

discourage him.

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Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.