The last 5 questions that need answers

31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT THEM?

32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33. HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN BLEU CHEESE GOES BAD?

34. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

35. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?