Animals do the darndest things (pt. 4).....

Well, H O T D O G !

This reminds me of the scene in "Shrek the Halls" where Puss-n-Bots is telling his version of the Night Before Christmas, and gets interrupted by a jingle bell. The look on puss' face matches this cat's expression.

Animals do the darndest thing (pt. 3) ...........

I'm glad I don't live here!

....or here!

I've heard of synchronized swimming...but synchronized sleeping?

This is what REALLY happens after the cat catches the mouse...... naptime!

Animals do the darndest things (pt. 2) ........

But Mooooooooooooom........

Who are you calling tiny?

Here, kitty kitty kitty.......

And I thought dinner at MY house was crazy!

Animals do the darndest things........

This is a house I'm glad I don't live in.

Obviously a teenager cat - who can sleep anywhere.

Points for the dog, who gets a free supper. Negative points for the owner, who decided it was more important to get a picture than to rescue dinner.

In unison: "What the heck are you?"

Sipho's Sister

Sipho's sister was pregnant and was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself,"Oh no! Not Sipho; He's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,"Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?




"The doctor replies, "Denephew..."

The Nation's First Politician's Remains found

An archeological team digging in Washington D.C. has uncovered 10,000 year old fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.